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短篇英語(yǔ)笑話10則帶翻譯

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當(dāng)空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時(shí)候，她解釋說(shuō)口香糖有助于他們防止耳鳴。飛機(jī)著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說(shuō)道：“ 我馬上就要見(jiàn)到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來(lái)呢？”

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行動(dòng)就像食物和水分一樣，會(huì)滋養(yǎng)我的成功之花。

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如果我遲疑，她會(huì)投入別人的懷抱，而我將永遠(yuǎn)失去它。

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