第一篇：英語(yǔ)笑話

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一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹，便要娶她為妻。她注意到他走路是直著走，而不是橫著走。哇！她想，這只雄蟹可真特別，我可不能讓他跑了。因此他們立刻結(jié)婚了。

第二天，她又發(fā)現(xiàn)她的新郎像其他蟹一樣橫著走路了。她深感不安。“你怎么了？”她問(wèn)，“我們結(jié)婚前你可是直著走路的�！�

“哦，寶貝，”他回答說(shuō)，“我不可能每天都喝那么多many years after receiving my graduate degree, i returned to the state university of nem.seogis.coman m.seogis.coman sam.seogis.com (瘋?cè)嗽海﹐ne inmate shouted, "i am napoleon!"

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年輕人轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)身子，拎著兩個(gè)沉甸甸的皮箱，匆匆趕了回來(lái)。

he was very tired when he arrived, but he shouted through the window, "what did i leavebehind?"

他轉(zhuǎn)回來(lái)時(shí)，顯得非常疲倦，對(duì)著窗戶大聲喊：“我把什么東西留在車上了？”

as the train began to move again, the passenger who had called him back opened the windowand said, "you"ve lost your morality"

當(dāng)火車再次啟動(dòng)時(shí)，叫他回來(lái)的旅客打開(kāi)窗戶說(shuō)：“你節(jié)操掉了！”

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