每年的4月1號是愚人節(jié)，愚人節(jié)是西方的節(jié)日，有沒有給你的朋友和同事準(zhǔn)備一些搞笑的祝福語呢？小編今天整理了2018愚人節(jié)創(chuàng)意搞笑英文祝福語精選，希望與大家分享。
2018愚人節(jié)創(chuàng)意搞笑英文祝福語精選（一）
1、Notice： April Fool＇s Day approaching， on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus， meaning exactly opposite， please pay attention. Following is the first： You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover！
通告：愚人節(jié)來臨，4月1日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風(fēng)貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人！
2、Shaceng said： I have 16 change！ Journey said： I have 32 change！ Wukong said： I am 72 changed！ In his Tang Seng： Nishi on the treatment， you change a phone call， I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages？ Happy April Fool＇s Day！ 沙僧說：
我有16變！八戒說：我有32變！悟空說：我有72變！唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機(jī)看短信呢！愚人節(jié)快樂！
3、You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair， as the most beautiful melodies world， in my mind Zhou， I want to say： You have to drop a wig…… But today April Fool＇s Day！
你站在人群中，被柔柔的風(fēng)吹起的長發(fā)，像人間最美的旋律，在我心頭久久回蕩，使我想說：你的假發(fā)要掉了……今天可是愚人節(jié)哦！
4、You find one you love deserves the love， I not understand you and your feelings， I know that some things can not reluctantly， not some distance beyond， like yesterday， I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go！
你去找一個值得你愛的去愛，我不夠了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事無法勉強，有些距離無法超越，就像昨天我無法相信，為了根骨頭你就跟人跑了！
5、If a mistake was pretty， I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart， I havecommitted heinous crimes， Zhennan life！ But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes， really envy you！
如果長得漂亮是一種錯，我已經(jīng)鑄成大錯；如果聰明是一種罪，我已經(jīng)犯下滔天大罪，做人真難！但你就好啦，既沒錯又沒罪，真羨慕你！
6、Toads pursuit of swans， swan disdain said： If I as long as you die！ HAMA against： the pig also live good？ After listening to pigs， feel aggrieved： I just look at messages， I move Sheire Who？
癩蛤蟆追求天鵝，天鵝不屑地說：我要是長成你這樣早去死了！蛤蟆不服：那豬還活得好好的呢！豬聽了，覺得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招誰惹誰了？
7、If you look ugly， call 110 if you build well， call 120 if you temper bad， call 119 if you feel beautiful， call my cell phone and elaborated……
如果你長得難看，請打110；如果你身材不好，請打120；如果你脾氣不好，請打119；如果你覺得自己漂亮，請打我手機(jī)，詳談……
8、Because you， I believe in fate， perhaps all this are doomed to heaven， having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah？ ！
因為你，我相信命運的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆�，F(xiàn)在的我想說的是——我上輩子是造了什么孽��？！
9、Psychological test： If you and the coward race， you want to： 1 you run fast； as fast； you coward slower than… answer： you than beasts also a beast； you are beasts； beast than you！ Happy April Fool＇s Day！
心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一樣快；3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸；2你就是禽獸；3你禽獸不如！愚人節(jié)快樂！
10、Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks， the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong， and easy-to-carry concealed， not weapons， and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate！
磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點的文化遺產(chǎn)之一，具有殺傷力強，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點，所以——拍你用它最合適！
11.Psychological test： If you and the coward race， you want to： 1 you run fast； as fast； you coward slower than… answer： you than beasts also a beast； you are beasts； beast than you！ Happy April Fool＇s Day！
心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一樣快；3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸；2你就是禽獸；3你禽獸不如！愚人節(jié)快樂！
12.In my eyes， you will always be looked carefree， and eating with relish is always， sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know， Oh！ Sometimes think， as you do so pigs are very good！
在我眼里，你看上去永遠(yuǎn)是無憂無慮，吃飯永遠(yuǎn)是津津有味，睡覺永遠(yuǎn)是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀，唉！有時候想想，像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的！
13.After dinner seven Commandment： I quit smoking， quit immediately eat two fruits， three ring relaxed belt， the four immediately quit drinking， Wujiebaibu walk， bathe immediately quit six， seven quit immediately to sleep！ Journey： Remember？
飯后七戒：一戒吸煙，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放松褲帶，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺！八戒：記住了嗎？
14.Some people see you today， you still as charming， wearing a checked vest， Manyouyou to walk， a detached look comfortable， it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit？
今天有人看見你了，你還是那樣迷人，穿著格子背心，慢悠悠地走著，一副超然自在的樣子，實在是可愛極了。真不知你當(dāng)年是怎么賽過兔子的？
15.You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair， as the most beautiful melodies world， in my mind Zhou， I want to say： You have to drop a wig…… But today April Fool＇s Day！
你站在人群中，被柔柔的風(fēng)吹起的長發(fā)，像人間最美的旋律，在我心頭久久回蕩，使我想說：你的假發(fā)要掉了……今天可是愚人節(jié)哦！
16.You find one you love deserves the love， I not understand you and your feelings， I know that some things can not reluctantly， not some distance beyond， like yesterday， I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go！
你去找一個值得你愛的去愛，我不夠了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事無法勉強，有些距離無法超越，就像昨天我無法相信，為了根骨頭你就跟人跑了！
17.In my eyes， you will always be looked carefree， and eating with relish is always， sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know， Oh！ Sometimes think， as you do so pigs are very good！
在我眼里，你看上去永遠(yuǎn)是無憂無慮，吃飯永遠(yuǎn)是津津有味，睡覺永遠(yuǎn)是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀，唉！有時候想想，像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的！
18.Yesterday， it was see you， as you are charming， wearing a checked vest， Manyouyou to walk， a detached look comfortable， it is very cute， then you really do not know is how Saiguo rabbit.
昨天有人看見你了，你還是那樣迷人，穿著格子背心，慢悠悠地走著，一副超然自在的樣子，實在是可愛極了，真不知你當(dāng)年是怎么賽過兔子的。
19.If a mistake was pretty， I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart， I have committed heinous crimes， Zhennan life！ But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes， really envy you！
如果長得漂亮是一種錯，我已經(jīng)鑄成大錯；如果聰明是一種罪，我已經(jīng)犯下滔天大罪，做人真難！但你就好啦，既沒錯又沒罪，真羨慕你！
2018愚人節(jié)創(chuàng)意搞笑英文祝福語精選（二）
preacher： why？ what did he do to you？
神父：為什么？他對你做了什么嗎？
girl： he touched my breast.
女孩：他……他摸我的胸部
preacher： you mean like this？ （the guy did it.）
神父：你是說像這樣子嗎？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）
girl： （a little shy from the touch） yes.
女孩：（因為神父的舉動而有一些害羞）嗯……是的
preacher： that“s no reason to call him that.
神父：只是這樣子的話你沒有理由罵他啊
girl： but he also took off my cloth.
女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脫掉……
preacher： you mean like this？ （he did it again.）
神父：你是說像這樣子嗎？（神父動手脫掉女孩的衣服）
girl： yes， that“s what he did.
女孩：是的，是這樣子沒錯
preacher： that“s still no reason to call him that.
神父：可是這樣子你還是沒有理由罵他啊
girl： and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
女孩：然后……他把他的……那個……放到我的……那個……里面……
preacher： （evil laugh...） you mean like this？ （and you-know-what）
神父：（奸笑貌）你是說像這樣子嗎？（神父和女孩就那個那個了）
girl： （after a few minutes...） ugh... yeah， that“s what he did...
女孩：（數(shù)分鐘后）喔……是的……就是這樣子………
preacher： my dear girl， that“s still no reason to call him a...
神父：我親愛的孩子，就算是這樣你還是沒有理由罵他“你這個………”
2018愚人節(jié)創(chuàng)意搞笑英文祝福語精選（三）
1. Why are people tired on April Fool＇s Day？ （愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌＞�？�?/p>
2.What weather do mice and rats fear？ （老鼠害怕什么天氣？）
3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters？ （狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人？）
4.What question can never be answered by “yes”？ （哪個問題永遠(yuǎn)不能回答“是的”？）
5.What tree is always very sad？ （那種樹總是很傷心？）
6.When can you get water with a net？ （什么時候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水？）
7.Why is the pig always eating？豬為什么沒完沒了地吃？
8.What＇s the longest word in the world？世界上最長的單詞是什么？
9.What question is that to which you must always answer ＂yes＂？ 什么問題你只能回答“yes”？
10.Where were you when the power was cut off？ 當(dāng)停電的時候你在哪？
答案：
1.Because they have just had a long March. （ 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。March 三月；行軍）
2. When it＇s raining cats and dogs.（下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 ）
3. When their masters go to the flea market.（主人去跳蚤市場時。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 ）
4. Are you asleep？ （你睡著了嗎） 5.Weeping willow. （ 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹）
6.When water is turned into ice. （當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時）
7.He＇s making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。
8.Smiles. Because there＇s a mile between the letter ＇s＇.微笑。因為兩個字母S中間隔了一里。
9.＂What does y-e-s spell？＂ （當(dāng)別人問你）“yes”怎么拼？ 10.In the darkness. 在黑暗中！
2018愚人節(jié)創(chuàng)意搞笑英文祝福語精選（四）
1.神知道你口渴，創(chuàng)造了水，神知道你餓，創(chuàng)造了米，神知道你沒有一個可愛的朋友，所以創(chuàng)造了我，然而神也知道這世上沒有笨蛋，順便創(chuàng)造了你。
God knows you are thirsty， creating a water， God knows you hungry， creating meters， God knows you have a lovely friends， so I created， but God knows no idiot in the world， the way you created.
2.有人對我說：“你聰明的象豬”我聽后便大怒�。∥沂橇私饽愕模�！這樣的侮辱！簡直太對不起豬了！
Someone said to me： ＂you＇re smart like a pig＂ I listen to bate��！ I know you�。� such an insult！ Too sorry pig！
3.唐僧帶三個徒弟稍做休息時，唐僧到豬八戒近前看后憤然道：“你這豬頭，居然還有閑情看短信息！”
Tang Seng took three disciple to slightly do the rest， Tang Seng to the pig eight quit near look after angrily： ＂you this PigHead， incredibly still have the leisure to see message�。�
4.請走到最近的電線桿前面，對著上面的野廣告大聲說“我的病有救了”
Please go to the nearest telephone pole ahead， at the top of advertisement loudly say ＂I ill be saved＂
5.昨天晚上我做了個夢，夢見你掉進(jìn)了臭糞坑，爬上后你竟說：到底是生了個好時代，連糞坑也香噴噴。
I had a dream last night， dream of you fell into a stinking cesspool， climb after you have said： what is born for a good times， even cesspit also fragrant.
6.正在刪除通訊錄全部信息將丟失請稍侯...
Deleting all mail list information will be lost please wait...
7.追你追你我追你，就象獵人追狐貍；親你親你我親你，就象老漢啃玉米。
Chase you chase you I chase you， like the hunter traced a fox； dear you dear you my dear you， just like the old man eating corn.
8.八戒遇月老問：靠！月老！為何讓我跟高家玉蘭分離。月老道：她是人，你是妖，我怕你們的孩子生出是人妖
Eight quit when asked by matchmaker matchmaker：！！ why let me tell Gaogu YuLan separation. Joking way： she is a person， you are a demon， I am afraid your children born is a hybrid
9.下班就回家的是窮鬼，9點回家的是酒鬼，11點回家的是色鬼，2-3點回家的是賭鬼，不回家的是野鬼！
Work on the home is poor， 9 home is a drunkard， 11 home is a sex maniac， 2-3 home is a gambler， home is a wild ghost！
10.風(fēng)流瀟灑是帥哥，一呼百應(yīng)是大哥，出租司機(jī)是的哥，看短信的是PIG.
Graceful but not showy is handsome， a hundred responses to a hundreds is the eldest brother， the taxi driver is the elder brother， see a message is PIG.
11.小明上課時總是睡覺，老師批評他：你可不可以不要睡覺！？小明回答：不行，因為我是特困生。
Xiaoming always sleep in class， the teacher criticized him： can you don＇t sleep�。� Xiaoming answer： No， because I＇m poor students.
12.那天看到你在超市閑逛。你把手伸進(jìn)能驗價格的機(jī)器，結(jié)果顯示：豬蹄8元，你以為機(jī)器出了問題，把頭伸了進(jìn)去，我一看差點笑死：豬頭18元！
When I saw you walking around the supermarket. You can check the price reached into the machine， the results showed： pig＇s trotters 8 yuan， do you think that the machine is out of the question， put his head into it， I saw almost killing PigHead： 18 yuan！
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